How to Eat a Zucchini by Cooper Edwards

I got a zucchini from Mum to chew on. It was most delicious.

 First I rolled it in the grass but I almost lost it because it was green and blended into the grass.

 One must keep a firm grasp on the zucchini lest it roll away or be taken by strangers.

 As I got to end of my nom, nom good zucchini I had to get down on its level.

 I ate the zucchini chips at the very end, had a slight belch and fart (which Mum said sounded very wet) and called it a lovely snack.

See the trail we have made in the yard? See Dozer at the end of the trail by the tree? He was a very bad corgi last week and is still earning his way back into Mum's good graces. He attacked me to get the apple I had and we had a giganormous fight. He bit my neck but I gave him a "what for" below his left eye and left a big ol'divet! Mum was not happy and now Dozer has to earn everything from breakfast to walks to play. He is also taking "Good Traveler" tablets twice a day (as Julie our trainer suggested) because it will tone down his dominance issues and help with his attitude adjustment. Dozer apologized to me and even cleaned up my neck and ear for me. He said not to tell Mum because she would think he was a baby.

So we are all fine now and we are working on better manners. Mum even let Dozer attack the hose (the hose is stil safe which should tell you something about Dozer's fighting skills).

Dozer needs his nails clipped. He's getting that done later this week but Mum said not to tell him.

Lots of love from Cooper.

We regret to inform our reading public

We regret to inform our readers that Dozer will not be blogging until Sunday at which time there will be thorough review of his behavior to see if he merits the privilege of blogging with his friends again. This morning he attacked his brother Cooper and bloodied Coop's right ear (it will be fine). Dozer also growled at his mother which mandates a mandatory one day lock down without stuffies or amusements.

While the miscreant shows all signs of being remorseful, a committee has been formed to investigate dog obedience classes - with a professional trainer to curb this tendency to attack when Cooper makes a cry of a pain.

The management will not tolerate this type of behavior.

Dozer will not be allowed visitors nor does he have phone privileges so please do not call the house phone. His cell phone has also been turned off and locked away.