Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Mum is Sick

Mum has the flu and turns green when she tries to be vertical. We are keeping her in bed for the time being. If only for the safety of the nation. (And I thought it was boring waiting for Santa? That was a walk in the park compared to Mum lying in bed looking like a statue.)

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Still incredibly bored waiting....

This me being bored. This Santa business is getting tiresome.
When is the old goat going to get here?

This is me lying on my back while I am bored.

This is my tummy all over the bed.
Remember, the camera adds 10 pounds.

This is Cooper with his face in the quilt.
When he gets bored he naps.
Party pooper.

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

How can my life be so boring?

Santa Paws when are you coming? We decorated the mantle with our  Dogs with Blogs Christmas cards but all this waiting is getting boring.

I think Santa is too fat to get down our chimney, so I am watching the door.

Even Coop is getting tired of waiting and he is patient as Job.

"What's that? Santa isn't coming for two more days?
Okay, I am going back to my nap then."

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Bad Dozer, Bad, Bad, Bad

I stole Mum's lunch out of her bag.
It was a piece of pizza wrapped in plastic wrap.
I tried to eat it but Mum chased me around the living room.
She put her hand in my mouth and pulled the pizza out of my throat.
She was yelling.
Something about "NOT THE PLASTIC WRAP!"
Apparently the old bat has an issue with bowel obstructions.
I'm starving and she is worried about my intestines.
Someone please send me fud, I am starving.

Sunday, December 20, 2009

We Took a Week Off...For MY BURPDAY!

Yes, the rumors are true, I am five years old! Can you believe Dozer Edwards is five years old? I am very excited because the whole day was about me, although I did share some of my cake and toys.

We started with some Frosty Paws!
Mum had a glass of wine and she did not share.

Dottie did a quick inspection of her Frosty Paw.

And then put a portion in her giganormous mouth!

Cooper, once again, did his licking action. He licks everything.

Let's have a close-up of that licking action. Check out his tongue! BOL!

Meet Mr. Monkey! He was my BIG present, he's over two feet tall
and has squeekers in each appendage...whatever those are.

I had to show Mr. Monkey who was boss so
I pushed his head down into the carpeting.

Then I circled Mr. Monkey, watching these so called "appendages"

Cooper came in and checked out Mr. Monkey.

Again with the licking action.

I took hold of Mr. Monkey to show him who is boss!

I gave him a good bitey in the middle!

Tomorrow I get to play with the logic game Mum got for just me! (You hear me Cooper?) Oh well, I guess I will share the logic game but I get to play it first and Mum has to take lots and lots of pictures of me playing. And you can't lick it Cooper! You gotta promise not to lick it!

Monday, December 14, 2009

Oooo, look at us! (This is so self-serving it is embarressing!)

Our pal Tibby (click here to visit)
who is very famous and photogenic, posed
with our Christmas card! How cool is that?

That's it. There is nothing more to this entry other than our Christmas card showed up on someone else's blog. We know it is shameless. We're just shallow, you should know that by now.

Gotta a Minute?

A new friend of ours has a son serving in Korea. She would like everyone to send him a Christmas card to let him know he is not forgotten this Christmas. Do you have a spare card? You just need to put regular postage on it - doesn't cost any more than mailing it to someone in the USA. His address is

SSG David, James E
B CO 304th ITSB

Want to know the whole story? Check it out here

We know all our friends have HUGE hearts - so we will say thank you in advance for sending a card!


I'm sorry did you say something?

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Sleepy Sunday

Dottie catching Z's by the front door.

Cooper is sleeping in our new bed from Costco.
It looks like a couch which seems to excite Mum to no end.

I passed out in Mum's lap this morning. Sort of my post-breakfast
nap attack and snorg festival.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Wordless Wednesday

Thursday, December 3, 2009

We Have a Winner!

Sadie the Rescued Corgi is the winner of our 400th Blog Post Contest.

Who is Sadie you may ask - many do. She lives at and was rescued by her Mum:

"I rescued Sadie about three years ago, from a high-kill shelter in Tennessee. I found her on At the time, I wasn’t looking for a Corgi in particular, but I found her and fell in love. Who knows, maybe she found me!"

So Sadie Girl, send us your address - hmmm, use our Mum's email address (nancy (@) and we will get your gift package off to you!

Thank you all for participating and again I apologize that Mum will not allow me to give Cooper as the prize.