Showing posts with label miscreant. Show all posts
Showing posts with label miscreant. Show all posts

Friday, July 16, 2010

We regret to inform our reading public

We regret to inform our readers that Dozer will not be blogging until Sunday at which time there will be thorough review of his behavior to see if he merits the privilege of blogging with his friends again. This morning he attacked his brother Cooper and bloodied Coop's right ear (it will be fine). Dozer also growled at his mother which mandates a mandatory one day lock down without stuffies or amusements.

While the miscreant shows all signs of being remorseful, a committee has been formed to investigate dog obedience classes - with a professional trainer to curb this tendency to attack when Cooper makes a cry of a pain.

The management will not tolerate this type of behavior.

Dozer will not be allowed visitors nor does he have phone privileges so please do not call the house phone. His cell phone has also been turned off and locked away.