Showing posts with label trash. Show all posts
Showing posts with label trash. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Order in the Court! - Cooper's Notes

Your Honor, I would like to enter into evidence the following photos taken from the surveillance camera in our kitchen. I would like the jury to note the vast expanse of mess created by the defendant, although she denies being present at the destruction. Please note that the trash and recycling were attacked and furniture was tossed aside in her attack to find edibles.

The room formerly known as the "kitchen nook".
Now known as the trash heap.

From the surveillance camera we can see the suspect trying to make a break for the front door and freedom. I think not!

Again from the surveillance camera, the defendant is caught surveying the destruction during the aftermath of the event!

I believe it goes without saying that the jury can only find the defendant GUILTY of gross negligence in her attack of the kitchen nook! We demand an inquiry and cookies, lots and lots of cookies!

The prosecution rests its case.
Cooper Edwards, Esq.
Attorney for the State

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Things that start with "T"

The Corgi Girls tagged us to come up with pictures with the letter "T". Mum said she spent way too much time going through pictures but we think she was having a ball. She kept going "awwww" and saying things like "just so cute!", so I have to think she was talking about me.

Here then is our ode to the letter "T"

T is for tube, which I love to trash and play with and leave little parts all over the floor

T is for Tori, our friend in Portland who is very old

T is for toys, which Cooper steals and does not share

T is for tongue which Cooper hangs out when he sleeps 'cause he doesn't have all his teeth

T is for tracks, which we made on the beach

T is for "top dog", that would be me!

T i s for tater heads which Mum made from our vegetable garden

T is for toilet paper, Coop's favorite snack!

T is for too cute, which I am

T is for tacky which these antlers are


And finally, T is for trips, which we get to take lots of!

We "tag" River to use the letter(s) U and V (because how many words do you know that start with the letter "U"?
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