I am Home but I am not Happy - Dozer

So's Mum picked me up yesterday and spent a bunch of time with my doctor, Jennifer. I have to do those stupid exercises again. And I have to wear this stupid donut around my neck too.

I am not supposed to put any weight on my leg for 8 weeks while it heals because I could break the bone. And I have to be in my cage.

When I am allowed out I have to have a sling around my mid-section so Mum can hold my leg off the ground.

Every 3-4 hours Mum is going to run home from work and put frozen peas (in the bag) on my knee to reduce the swelling and do some of those stupid exercises.

This sucks. And I am not happy. Hence the reason I tried to bite Mum's hand this morning when she started those stupid exercises.

Someone send me a file so I can saw my way through these bars and escape.

Giganormous Emergency in Texas - Dozer

This here is Howie. Below is his sad tale. So Howie PeePants in Texas has gotten an email out that he is being held captive in a prison crate with a giganormous "cone of shame" all over his noggin. We looked up what the cone thingy might look like and this is what Google showed us! How can Howie PeePants sleep with such a thing on? Obviously this calls for action! Please let me know if you are available to go to Texas immediately to save Howie from from this torture and if you have enough kibble money to fly or if you are coming by bus. No need to ask your parents, we'll just run down to Texas (it is only on the second page of the Atlas so it cannot be that far from Oregon) and be back by dinner time. We would do it for you, so consider saving Howie today please.