A lot of people don't know it but Dozer is a really sensitive dog. He is rude, but sensitive. So when Dad told him to go away and not beg at for food at dinner time, Dozer got really upset and put his head between his paws and was very sad.
Once dinner was over Dozer got to get on Dad's lap and get lots of love. Dozer told Mum to take lots of pictures because...(all together now) it's all about Dozer!
Dozer's guide to an evening massage.
Once dinner was over Dozer got to get on Dad's lap and get lots of love. Dozer told Mum to take lots of pictures because...(all together now) it's all about Dozer!
Dozer's guide to an evening massage.
Step 1, assume position on lap of choice.
Step 2, shed a bit on the person so they know you love them.
Step 3, give a coy look at the camera.
Step 4, give a second coy look in case the first one did not get through.
Step 5, look adoringly into person's eyes.
Step 6, sigh gently while looking heavenward.
Step 7, make sure to make eye contact one more time.
Step 8, drop head so ears get a good scritching.
Step 9, look right at the camera with your best Hollywood face.
Step 10, slide back into repose for more ear scritching.
Step 11, look at masseuse and say something in French. (Masseuse's love French).
Step 12, peek around to make sure no one else is getting more pets or scritches than you.
Step 13, try to stay awake long enough to....Zzzzzzz.
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