Despicable Behavior - notes from Dozer

Amid all the trouble and turmoil of the Squirrel Wars, we had a quiet evening. I tried to tell Mum about how Cooper was sliding towards the dark side and wanted to go outside and play cards with the squirrels but Cooper jumped on her lap and made googly eyes at her. Then he looked over at me and stuck out his tongue! I need to find a professional to assist – we are waiting for Sweetie from the East Coast to help but I think we need…a deprogrammer! The brainwashing is moving too fast!