Cooper Captured by Giant Spider!

I told Cooper not to play in the raised vegetable bed because

there is a giganormous spider and it has a giganormous

spider web that would trap him!

But Cooper wouldn't listen to me and he went into the raised bed.

Then Dad heard Cooper crying because Coop was entangled in the

deadly spider web! (Why doesn't Cooper listen to me?)

I told Dad to just leave Cooper in the web.
Dad said that is naughty of me to say such things.

Long story short, Dad extricated one cocker spaniel

from the giganormous spider web.

How come in Harry Potter movies the giant spider

gets to catch things in its web and eat them?
Cooper would make an excellent a la carte dish.