I think Dozer should have this on his butt because he has been farting all over the house and it smells really bad. And when Mum was shampooing the carpet tonight he started barking at the magic carpet machine and every time he barked, he had a "poof" come out his hairy bottom. Mum says it is one of the enchanting facets of Corgis. I think we all know she is lying. No one in their right mind would buy, adopt or take in a dog who farts like Dozer does. (And he always blames me or Dottie).
Could you please come by the house tomorrow morning and make sure we are still alive? Just knock on the door or the window and if you don't hear anything, call 911 and tell them there is an environmental emergency and we need oxygen fast. Thank you.
In case things go badly, I would like to just say it has been wonderful having you in our life and we will miss you when we go to Heaven.
Your friend, Cooper Edwards
Could you please come by the house tomorrow morning and make sure we are still alive? Just knock on the door or the window and if you don't hear anything, call 911 and tell them there is an environmental emergency and we need oxygen fast. Thank you.
In case things go badly, I would like to just say it has been wonderful having you in our life and we will miss you when we go to Heaven.
Your friend, Cooper Edwards
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