A Moment of Silence Please...

Someone killed Mr. Platypus

 Was it Cooper? "No" he says.

 Was it Dozer? "No" he says.

"Okay, it might have been me!"

Send Police Fast - Dozer

Cooper is a thief! He has taken all the chewies and Mr. Flea behind a chair and won't let me have any of them. He just licks Mr. Flea but I tore the stuffie's front leg off so it is mine! This is not fair and Mum will not take charge and get me some of the chewies or my Mr. Flea. I think Cooper has gotten too big for his britches because of my time of incarceration. Howeee in Texas, send a Texas Ranger quick!

I Won't Go! - Dozer

Where is human decency? A gaggle of children in England sent a bunch of teddy bears into space (and one doesn't even have a helmet on) to see how their suits hold up. Are there no laws against this sort of abuse? The next thing you know they will be sending corgis up to see if we can fly! And I don't see any oxygen tanks - what are they supposed to be breathing? Good wishes? I think not!
Who do I call to stop this insane behavior? ASPCA? Who represents stuffies? I will go check with Jackson.

Cooper: Bison Stuffie Dies

Mum got this great stuffie from the WWF (World Wildlife Fund) that looks like a bison

I licked it and then started a slow chew on its horns. I haven't got a lot of sharp teeth so I decided to gum it to death, so it was very, very wet by the time I was done. My chewing on the buffalo drove Dozer nuts, he thinks all the toys are his. We have two whole toy boxes filled with things he has ripped apart and he always wants what I have between my paws. Mum took these pictures because she thought I looked exceedingly soft and fluffy. What she doesn't know is that I have burrs all over and in my fur. She spends a lot of time de-burring me and going tsk, tsk, tsk. What is a dog to do? My favorite places are in the bushes and under the deck. Can I help it if both places seem to be full of burrs? Of course not!

Scored a New Stuffie!

Mum went shopping for a birthday present for the UPS lady at work who really doesn't like to celebrate her birthday. So Mum bought some dog toys for Jody's dog, Anvil, a Jack Russell Terrier. And there in the 50% off bin was this honkin' great duck/partridge. It is the best! I ripped one wing free and then Cooper licked it all over and Dottie just looked.

We haven't had a new stuffie in ages so I didn't even let Mum take the tag off its chest where it says "Press Here to Hear it Squeak!". Haven't figured out why Cooper licks all the toys but he seems to like it.