Do you have a cookie?

Do you have a cookie?

In bed, do you have a cookie with you?

Would you get up and get me a cookie?

I won't change the channel but

I need a cookie.

This isn't really a question.

This is a command.

Go get me a cookie.

Do it now.

Otherwise you will never see your

teddy bear again.

Ever.

I Won't Go! - Dozer

Where is human decency? A gaggle of children in England sent a bunch of teddy bears into space (and one doesn't even have a helmet on) to see how their suits hold up. Are there no laws against this sort of abuse? The next thing you know they will be sending corgis up to see if we can fly! And I don't see any oxygen tanks - what are they supposed to be breathing? Good wishes? I think not!
Who do I call to stop this insane behavior? ASPCA? Who represents stuffies? I will go check with Jackson.