Do you have a cookie?

Do you have a cookie?

In bed, do you have a cookie with you?

Would you get up and get me a cookie?

I won't change the channel but

I need a cookie.

This isn't really a question.

This is a command.

Go get me a cookie.

Do it now.

Otherwise you will never see your

teddy bear again.

Ever.

Finally Something Happy - Dozer & Cooper

Cooper won the Canine Halloween Contest at the Casbah Kitten (click here to visit). We almost wet our puppy pants when the box arrived over the weekend. Check out the kitty paw prints! BOL!

And more pawprints with the paper! AWESOME!

We got a stuffed pumpkin, organic cookies and Halloween Pez dispenser with candies.

This is Jane, the new CEO of The Casbah Kitten corporation.

We thing the kits over at The Casbah Kitten rock. They donate a portion of their sales each month to a good cause, which we think is the best. I got the pumpkin to play with (Dozer) and Coop gets it next to lick to death.

Thank you Casbah Kits! We love you!

Mum's in Love with a New Blog

Mum has always had a thing for otters and now she has stumbled upon an otter blog with the most amazing drawings. (Not like Mum will sit down and draw us..oh no, too busy for that!) We looked at the blog and it is "cute" but no dog in their right mind would get in a car seat, even for a mountain of dog cookies. Okay, maybe for a mountain of dog cookies but they would have to be really, really good cookies. Anywho, Mum says to check it out by clicking here and see more pictures. If we had an otter we could chase it around the house and it could swim in my pool. Mum says otters cannot live inside because they would destroy our house. And the problem with that is...?

Order in the Court! - Cooper's Notes

Your Honor, I would like to enter into evidence the following photos taken from the surveillance camera in our kitchen. I would like the jury to note the vast expanse of mess created by the defendant, although she denies being present at the destruction. Please note that the trash and recycling were attacked and furniture was tossed aside in her attack to find edibles.

The room formerly known as the "kitchen nook".
Now known as the trash heap.

From the surveillance camera we can see the suspect trying to make a break for the front door and freedom. I think not!

Again from the surveillance camera, the defendant is caught surveying the destruction during the aftermath of the event!

I believe it goes without saying that the jury can only find the defendant GUILTY of gross negligence in her attack of the kitchen nook! We demand an inquiry and cookies, lots and lots of cookies!

The prosecution rests its case.

Cooper Edwards, Esq.

Attorney for the State