Order in the Court! - Cooper's Notes

Your Honor, I would like to enter into evidence the following photos taken from the surveillance camera in our kitchen. I would like the jury to note the vast expanse of mess created by the defendant, although she denies being present at the destruction. Please note that the trash and recycling were attacked and furniture was tossed aside in her attack to find edibles.

The room formerly known as the "kitchen nook".
Now known as the trash heap.

From the surveillance camera we can see the suspect trying to make a break for the front door and freedom. I think not!

Again from the surveillance camera, the defendant is caught surveying the destruction during the aftermath of the event!

I believe it goes without saying that the jury can only find the defendant GUILTY of gross negligence in her attack of the kitchen nook! We demand an inquiry and cookies, lots and lots of cookies!

The prosecution rests its case.

Cooper Edwards, Esq.

Attorney for the State

Toilet Paper - Another Food Group! - Dozer

Apparently Mom has a low threshold for destroying toilet paper. It isn't as though we don't have a ton of it. While she was in the shower I took a new roll off the shelf and tore into it. Took a nice big chunk right out of the middle of it and then left hundreds of small pieces all over the bathroom. I found the texture most satisfying, Mom found the whole incident alarmingly messy. I managed to put her off from disciplining me by doing some reverse sneezing and going into my soulful stance. There are fourteen rolls left on the shelf and I hear them call my name.

We're on a Rampage!

The lack of food in our home has come to a head.
We have tried to subsist on the small bowls of kibble,
but we are starving...yes, literally starving to death.
So we took matters into our own paws...

Hmm, what have we here?

What's that? Keep my paws off the garbage?
I think not!
Let's take another look in here and see
what good stuff they are throwing out.

Hmm, something like gravy, lots of wax paper,
coffee grounds...ice cream wrappers!

Work with me here Cooper, we can tear this
baby apart in two shakes!
Cooper manages to clean-up some of the aftermath,
scooting the coffee grounds towards the door.

Dottie and Cooper finishing up
with the remains of the garbage.

Looks like we missed a spot here.

Nice teamwork on the floor detail.

And for dessert, let's take some breath freshner
out of Mum's purse and give it a chew as well!