Thursday, January 15, 2009

Toilet Paper - Another Food Group! - Dozer

Apparently Mom has a low threshold for destroying toilet paper. It isn't as though we don't have a ton of it. While she was in the shower I took a new roll off the shelf and tore into it. Took a nice big chunk right out of the middle of it and then left hundreds of small pieces all over the bathroom. I found the texture most satisfying, Mom found the whole incident alarmingly messy. I managed to put her off from disciplining me by doing some reverse sneezing and going into my soulful stance. There are fourteen rolls left on the shelf and I hear them call my name.


Peanut said...

Yep toliet paper is some fun stuff.

Tibby said...

Hi Dozer!
I can't believe you found a toilet paper buffet! That's pawsome! Have fun!

The FOUR Musketeers said...

wow ~ looks like you're having fun !!!!

Joan said...

Love your 'caught in the act' photo! Priceless! Wow - just think what you can do with 14 more rolls!
Have a fun day,
Joan & Skippy

ocmist said...

"HIGH FIVE!!!" Auntie Sadie taught us about toilet paper about a year ago and Mom didn't find out for about a week.

I guess she was wondering why it was going down so fast, but she'd left a BIG pack of 48 rolls she got at Costco at a good height because my Mama will get her a roll when she asks for it.

Sadie had seen Mama do it, and so I guess she learned how to open the pack and get them out too. Mom wasn't real happy to see the "snowy" back yard when her son came in and told on us. I gather that humans don't like to share the TP for some reason... BG

Leslie Moore said...

Hey Dozer! I have a whole kennel full of toilet-paper-attacking-Welsh Corgi PenPets portraits -- all Pembrokes! If you send me your email address I'll give you a private showing on Picasa. Keep up the good shredding!

Anonymous said...

You just gave me my laugh for the day, thanks!! I can even hear the TP calling your name! Good thinking to go for it whilst your mum was otherwise occupied. You get two paws up for strategy!

Melissa and Emmitt said...

hi dozer!
oh too funny! that is another thing you and emmitt have in common. tp was a continual meal on a roll for him so all of the tp holders on the walls mysteriously went away one day several years ago and the rolls all live in baskets on the back of the toliets now.
we even spakeled and painted. now that is commitment to saving the tp from winding up in the pug's tummy!
m & e

Mango said...

Given that your little red riding hood photo is now all over the internet, I think you deserve a nice toilet roll chewie.


wally said...

It was so nice of you to spread out the towels for you mom when she got out of the shower. The naked apes, so unappreciative.

wally t.

K said...

BOL! Seriously, isn't that the best sign that you're a starving undernourished pup... I mean... paper?! That's like... wood! So hungry you're eating wood! Sheez...

M & I

Mum said to ask you mum to email her at our email address:
corgigirls at gmail dot com

so we can share our video secrets with you!

the Corgi Girls said...

Oooops, that's us up there...

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

Great job on the toilet paper, Dozer! We are sooooo proud of you! Just think what you can do with 14 more rolls!

Poppy, Penny & Patches

River said...

Great photo! TP in our house is always calling my name. Mousse is better at answering and he runs out into the yard with it. It's biodegradable which means it melts in the rain. Grab some more when you can!

love & wags,

Puglette said...

charlie agrees with you, toilet paper is an important food group to this puggy girl. she wants to tell you that paper towels are in the same food group and are equally delicious!

Moco said...

Your family is so lucky to have you. No doubt that toilet paper was up to no good when you gave it the what for.
It was nice to be able to go back and see all the wonderful pictures of you. Stay forever vigilant and your household will be running in top form.

Cathy Santarsiero, "The Christmas Corgi" said...

Dozer! You wicked monkey. I found my Corgis on your blog taking notes about where to find toilet paper. They have been grounded from the computer until further notice.