Friday, December 5, 2008

I Won't Go! - Dozer

Where is human decency? A gaggle of children in England sent a bunch of teddy bears into space (and one doesn't even have a helmet on) to see how their suits hold up. Are there no laws against this sort of abuse? The next thing you know they will be sending corgis up to see if we can fly! And I don't see any oxygen tanks - what are they supposed to be breathing? Good wishes? I think not!
Who do I call to stop this insane behavior? ASPCA? Who represents stuffies? I will go check with Jackson.


Nancy and the fatties said...

Dear DozerPants: watch out when you are napping. Mamas can sneak up on you and grab you and make you take baths and send you into outer space when you least expect it. I will mail you this gee pee ess sensor tracker thingy so if you end up out in the cold blue yonder, I can gaze up at yew. Pee Ess: I wonder if you poop in space, does it smell?
your contemplative pal,

Mango said...

Corgis in space? I would pay to see that.