Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Send Police Fast - Dozer

Cooper is a thief! He has taken all the chewies and Mr. Flea behind a chair and won't let me have any of them. He just licks Mr. Flea but I tore the stuffie's front leg off so it is mine! This is not fair and Mum will not take charge and get me some of the chewies or my Mr. Flea. I think Cooper has gotten too big for his britches because of my time of incarceration. Howeee in Texas, send a Texas Ranger quick!


Melissa and Emmitt said...

oh my :) you two need to share, silly puppies!
m & e

Nancy and the fatties said...

Howdy Mister DozerPants. This is truly a serious situation and it is a durn good thang yew called me. I will send somedoggy MUCH scarier than a Texas ranger. I will send ANNIE BOSSYBRITCHES. *listeners shudder in horror* She sure knows how to whip booty when she is feelin cranky, yessirree bob.
*spits tobaccy on the sidewalk*
your helpful pal,
Ranger Pee

Scottie the 'cutie' said...

I hope Cooper will share his chewies with you...Mom keeps getting me to share, but it's quite hard to convince Kenji to share, especially when he hides underneath the sofa where no one could get to him!


Moco said...

That Coop is a lot like Dawson. No respect for the alpha dog. Maybe we could get together and teach each of them a lesson.
We would love one of your Christmas cards.

Peanut said...

Your mom should be helping. What is wrong with her.

Saint Lover said...

Rutt Rho!!! Naughty Cooper... You big toy hog! lol

Did momma take one back and give it to you? I guess you need to be more careful where you leave your toys not that there's a thief in the house.