Bad Dozer, BAD, BAD!

I am in the dog house because

I stole Dottie's dinner.

She can't see so I walked over

and started eating her food out of

her bowl, while she was still

eating. Mum says this is

unacceptable behavior.

(big sigh)

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Monday morning shots - unrehearsed!

We had a quiet weekend and are hanging out with Mum in her office. Dottie is off to find a comfy place to nap. She cut her face this weekend running into something. Mum says it is a miracle she did not put her eye out but she didn't. It must be hard to blind and deaf. Mum is guiding Dots a bit more these days so she doesn't fall or run into things.

I am sleeping at Mum's feet because I am really ticked off at Cooper. Cooper stole my bone and is chewing it on the other side of Mum. We don't know how he does this but he always steals bones.

I need to find a new brother...

Someone Call 911 - from Dozer

Cooper took all MY TOYS behind Mum's chair and he won't let me play with any of them. Not just one or two but all the good toys and bones too! This isn't fair and he won't let me come behind the chair and get any of them. And Mum is a total goose about defending my rights. I told Cooper I was going to call Santa Paws and tell him what a bad dog Cooper is and not to bring him any presents or to bring them and stuff them in my stocking. And Cooper won't listen to me, he just keeps chewing all the good bones. I keep circling the chair but I can't get back in there. No one here cares about me or my feelings. I want to pack my bags and leave but I don't have a suitcase and I have too many toys to carry (the other toys Cooper doesn't have slobber on).

So I got Mum's camera and took a really funny picture of Cooper when he fell asleep. He has his tongue hanging out and there is a big booger under his eye. And his eye is sort of open. Mum says Cooper is cute when he is asleep - I think he looks like a shag rug with a pink tongue. When he wakes up I am going to tell him he will never get a girlfriend if he sleeps with his tongue out. He's never mentioned wanting a girlfriend but if he did want one, he wouldn't get one 'cause I will show her this picture and she'll laugh at him. I really want my toys back! Cooper is supposed to be quiet and meek and now he has turned into a stealthy thief! Mum says to calm down and that it's not all about me. Well, if it's not about me then it can't be very interesting.

I am going to go to bed and make Mum snuggle with me and tell me how wonderful I am. I may limp to the bedroom to make Mum feel sorry for me. I liked it better when I was an only child.

Send Police Fast - Dozer

Cooper is a thief! He has taken all the chewies and Mr. Flea behind a chair and won't let me have any of them. He just licks Mr. Flea but I tore the stuffie's front leg off so it is mine! This is not fair and Mum will not take charge and get me some of the chewies or my Mr. Flea. I think Cooper has gotten too big for his britches because of my time of incarceration. Howeee in Texas, send a Texas Ranger quick!

Now the Platypus is Mine!

Mine, all mine! I remove its eggs with squeakers
and then lick it to death.
Dozer does not even know it is not in his cage! BOL!

Busted

Mum is not happy with me. She was making her lunch and when she turned to put the bread back in the fridge, I jumped up and grabbed the two pieces of bread on counter she was going to make her sandwich out of. I wolfed them down and moved out of the firing range before she could even say anything. She finally said something to the effect that I am in "a world of trouble" and then she took my picture for a wanted poster or something. If she fed us more this issue would not come up. I think the "trouble" is the lack of food in our bowls and she has brought this all on herself.

Dottie and Coop didn't even get a crumb, although Coop continues to look.