Problem: How to stop Dottie from pulling things off the kitchen table.
Solution: Put chairs on table.
Dottie checked out the "solution" and everyone went to work.
Dottie pulled off chairs, snacked on one and then proceeded to destroy kitchen.
Dottie even pooped by the chair after she destroyed it. I think that is called "adding insult to injury".
After she finished with the kitchen Dottie turned over the kibble container and ate about 1/5 of the bag. This necessitated a trip to the vet at 5:30pm after Mum got home from work for x-rays because Dottie was walking funny. Why? Because she had gained 3 pounds and most of it was kibble in her tummy! The vet said no food for at least 8 hours. Dottie didn't care, she just wanted water and a nap.
Cost of solution? $191.00 for vet visit and x-rays. No total yet on destroyed chairs.
Possibility of unloading Dottie on some unsuspecting family? None, Mum thinks she is cute and forgives her. (sigh).
Cooper
Things are not good here. Dottie is using up all my stuffie money on visits to the vet! Yesterday she went for her check-up to see if her 
bladder is happy again (it is). But when they took her x-rays they saw her colon was full of all sorts of things and they needed to "move things along" - suffice to say, it cost a bunch more money and now Mum has to add olive oil to her meals. Dottie got to stay for the whole day and came home with more Heart Guard for those bad heart worms which we take medicine to keep away. And there was more expensive canned food too. Mum said not to look at the checkbook register or I might faint. (This is a picture of me practicing biting Dottie's head off).
Is it me or do you think Mum is out of her head to keep taking Dots to vet? My stuffie money is being spent on Dottie! I won't have any new toys at this rate!
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