I know you miss my face, so here it is :)

 This is not me. This is Cooper.
He went to the groomer today 'cause he had burrs

and mats 'cause he doesn't comb his hair.

He is a slob. But you knew that.

 This is still Coop. He fell asleep during the photo session.

 This is me laughing at Cooper 'cause he had to go to

the dog salon and have his hair done like a girl!

What a loser! Real guy dogs don't get fluffed like a girl.

Sheesh! (hee hee) He's asleep so he won't know about

this blog entry until tomorrow morning and by then half

the world will have read about what a girl he is! BOL!

(Editor's Note: Apparently Dozer does not realize that half the world is not reading his blog and I haven't got the heart to break it to him. Consequently, Cooper will not be at all upset because he too knows that there are only about 30 people who read this blog at any given time. Don't say anything to Dozer, lets let him keep his dreams...)

Buzz Lightdog and his trusty sidekick Dottie!

We’ve been reading up about Texas and if we are to save HowiePeePants from his jail cell, we have to be prepared. Mum says we would pass out in the heat down south so we called the groomer and all three of us went in for buzz cuts.

This here is Cooper. He decided not to get a buzz cut because he has really, really skinny little legs. He figures he will take his chances with the heat.

This is Dottie, pre-buzz. Once again, notice the resemblance to a pig in a poke or a beached whale. Sheesh, does the woman have no sense of decorum? Apparently not!

Miss Dottie post-buzz cut. (Yes, I know she was taking a pee break but so what!) Check out her tail! Bottle brush, bottle brush tail! BOL!This me by my pool having a drink. I can finally feel the wind under my belly. And I am about 50 degrees cooler.
Buzz Lightdog to the rescue! But first, let's get this kibble container open and have a snack! We're comin' Howie!

Before and After - Cooper Revealed

Before a matted, smelly, poopy-butted cocker spaniel. After, a silky, sweet smelling, clipped love puppy.
For all the $$ it was worth every penny, although Cooper
was embarressed with the blue bow on his collar.
(And Dozer is extremely put out about the whole thing!)

Shhh Sleepy Sunday!

We had a terrific thunderstrom this morning at 3:15am. There are unsubstantiated rumors that I slept on top of Mum and Cooper slept under the bed during the lightening and thunder. (I was keeping Mum safe, nothing more) Cooper jumped ship and went under the bed where he was scared all by himself. I knew this because I heard him snoring. (Mum is rolling her eyes, whatever that means).

Dottie was zonked out in the laundry room and never heard or saw a thing. Consequently, today will be spent in catching up on lost sleep.This is me with my red dinosaur. Notice the juxtaposition of our legs? Yeah, I know, I do have an artsy fartsy side.This is Cooper napping because he never slept - scaredy cat! It's the snorgle monster! Cooper took over the comfy chair and is sawing z's.

Cooper has to go to the groomer at 10am because he has turned into a shaggy mess. Mum wouldn't tell you this but I will - Coop needs his bum trimmed up. He has been coming into the house with poo stuck to his bum and then he scoots on the floor and leaves racing tracks! BOL! Mum always cleans it up but she said we need to nip this. Well duh!