Come to Mum...No Seriously Come Here!

Come here and let's have a picture...

No, you cannot have a cookie, just come over here...

Try not to look so put upon, this isn't killing you...

Would you please stand still?

Oh bag this, taking a picture with a wayward corgi

simply is not happening today!

Abandonment - Not for the faint of heart - Cooper

I am not sure how it happened exactly, but Dad departed to drive his school bus in the afternoon and I got left in the backyard...by myself. Alone. Bereft of companionship. When I find myself in these situations I find barking my head off helps immensely. The only bad part is that there was no one to hear me and I started getting hoarse. Luckily Mum came home early because I was getting a little panicky. I almost fell off the deck when Mum came around the corner. I danced around and barked a whole bunch. But then Mum told me that she did not have a key to the front door or the back door because Dad had gotten the house rekeyed that day. I wasn't sure if this made our situation better or worse but I was leaning towards total panic. I took Mum out to the front of the house and we kept an eye out for Dad. Fortunately the weather was delightful and we enjoyed the fall sun and played in the leaves.
I looked left. I looked right. No Dad.

I looked straight ahead into the garden and Dad wasn't there. I did make a foray into the garden and looked for kitty "roca" without any luck.

I found sitting patiently was best and let Mum pet me endlessly.

The only bad part was that Dozer kept staring at us through the front window and making rude noises. Mum said he was jealous. I think he is psychotic but that's just me.

Dad came home and we went into the house and had dinner (pumpkin with kibble with a shot of fish oil). And all we heard all night was Dozer whining about how he didn't get to sit outside in the sun with Mum and he is always left out of the fun. Whatever.

Elvis Has Left the Building

Thank you, thank you very much...

Rain, Rain, Go Away - Notes from Dozer

It has rained so much that our backyard is becoming a rice paddy. Dottie doesn't mind it so much but I don't like to have wet feet all day. Cooper is just sleeping through it. I got on the Internet and checked our upcoming weather and it is supposed to keep on raining. I know it helps the garden but it is also bringing out the snails and slugs and personally I find them a bit revolting. Mum is getting the slug bait out because I refuse to pick up slugs and stomp on them. I took a picture of this one on the recycling bin. It may be all sparkly and cute with its shell, but it eats the lettuce so it has no place in my garden. Besides they are slimey and make my tummy go all wiggly inside.

Please send sunshine quick. Real quick.

You Saw It Here First

Double Dootie: Coop and me leaving pee-mail on Mum's pile

of garden waste. Sometimes a team effort is called for!