Crackers? What exactly does that mean? A little wild? A little out of control? Well if that scares you, then I am your dog. I am Dozer and I define CRACKERS!
Santa, I told you not to cross my path. I just had to teach the jolly old fellow a lesson but now he knows what CRACKERS means!
I can hang onto this toy until you agree to another hour of "fetch". You'll never get out of this alive kid until you agree.
Being CRACKERS means being able to fool the parents into thinking you are adorable when you are really formulating new and wonderful ways to destroy the house.
The stories of my drug abuse are totally exaggerated. I went to Passages in Malibu, California only to support my friend Brittany Spears. Apparently they mistook me for a patient and the next thing I knew I was in a detox unit and flying on methadone.
But my time with Brit was good for my work on impersonations. I've got my Elvis act down perfectly now.
Being CRACKERS means being ready for any party, any time, any where. Time for the Spring Frolic? I'll bee there!
Christmas? Is there an egg nog bowl? Show me to it!
How about we play pirates? I have a wading pool and we can play "walk the plank"!
See, I can look normal...
...but eventually the crazies surface again and the next thing you know...
I'm attacking the hose and tipping over the pool!
CRACKERS? Yeah, maybe. But who else plays fetch as good as I do?
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13 comments:
That is pretty crackers....a whole box of crackers...BOL
Wyatt
BOL!!!!!! Love all the cracker pictures!
Hi Dozer, this is my first visit, and yes you are definitely 'crackers'. Good dog. No worries, love Carol.
Dozer, you cracker dogs crack us up.
Oh Lordy...this post was such a hoot! We live with a slightly crackered corgi too....only we call her crazy, crazy psycho dog...and our male, we call "the normal one".
Being a cracker dog is a totally honorable profession for a Corgi! You've got the innocent smile and the crazy eyes down perfectly, and your concentration on whatever you are doing is fantastic. Definitely a contender! Good luck!
Jed & Abby
An excellent entry!
We reckon you won that category paws down - you are completely crackers!
love
Martha and Bailey xxx
Dozew
Youw examples have convinced me, heheh, but I like to think of Cwackew dogs as the most fun dogs of all , so go fow it my fwiend
smoochie kisses
ASTA
Dozer has really brought new meaning to cracker.
I've already been by with my scoreboard and I have to warn you: the bribe section is b-l-a-n-k. Tsk tsk I'd work on that if I were you . . .
Judge Twink
PS: If you DO work on that, pls leave me a comment. I want to make sure I've seen it.
you really are a cracker dog!
Kari
http://dogisgodinreverse.com/
Dozer, you did an AWESOME job of modeling "crackers" for us! You are amazing in your versatility in regards to being crackers! We need to come over and take lessons from you in some of these areas, though we already do a good job on the hose. The CCC
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