Crackers? What exactly does that mean? A little wild? A little out of control? Well if that scares you, then I am your dog. I am Dozer and I define CRACKERS!
Santa, I told you not to cross my path. I just had to teach the jolly old fellow a lesson but now he knows what CRACKERS means!
I can hang onto this toy until you agree to another hour of "fetch". You'll never get out of this alive kid until you agree.
Being CRACKERS means being able to fool the parents into thinking you are adorable when you are really formulating new and wonderful ways to destroy the house.
The stories of my drug abuse are totally exaggerated. I went to Passages in Malibu, California only to support my friend Brittany Spears. Apparently they mistook me for a patient and the next thing I knew I was in a detox unit and flying on methadone.
But my time with Brit was good for my work on impersonations. I've got my Elvis act down perfectly now.
Being CRACKERS means being ready for any party, any time, any where. Time for the Spring Frolic? I'll bee there!
Christmas? Is there an egg nog bowl? Show me to it!
How about we play pirates? I have a wading pool and we can play "walk the plank"!
See, I can look normal...
...but eventually the crazies surface again and the next thing you know...
I'm attacking the hose and tipping over the pool!
CRACKERS? Yeah, maybe. But who else plays fetch as good as I do?
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