Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Messages De-Coded



Mango has left a new comment on your post "When You Care Enough to Send the Very Best - Dozer...":

Dozer,

Don't you worry. I can tell you are under stress. I know that "Cooper is not a poopy-head" is secret code for "Help! I am trapped with Cooper poopy-head and starving to death!" (Exactly! You are reading this correctly Mango!)

What is this sleeping on the bed only four nights? I think you have been in jail for totally 372 nights, right?  (Dad's been away on a trip to Seattle and that is the only time we get to have a pig pile on the bed. Otherwise we sleep on our own beds on Mum's side of the bed on the floor. I am sure the ASPCA would be interested in this!)

Slobbers, Mango

P.S. Momma says your mom is very silly and must love you a lot. Humph. Must be code for "keep that corgi skinny and behind bars" (I am pretty sure Mum is psycho and is using humor to deflect any inquiring minds from checking on me and my well being but yes, you de-coded the message about my incarceration and diet).
 
CARE packages may be sent to me in care of General Delivery, Philomath, Oregon. I will have Dottie walk down to the post office to pick up for me. Even though it is a one mile trip (round-trip) and she is deaf and blind, I cannot trust Cooper. I think he is a mole or a snitch, not sure which. If you send the mini-meatloafs, send extra ketchup please.

9 comments:

Tank said...

Great job deciphering that code Mango...

Dozer - I don't know how to make meatloaf, but I could send you a bottle of ketchup... I'll make it a small bottle since Dottie has to carry it so far. Should I put a file in it?

Pearl said...

Mango is so wise.

Momma says that maybe you are exxagerating and that you are being cuddled and taken good care of... but she has a small mind.

I'll get on this meatloaf thing...

Mango said...

Tell Dottie to get moving. Deaf and blind is no excuse. Gosh! I sure look handsome in that photo.

Slobbers,
Mango

chicamom85 said...

I am sending a batch of homemade cookies that my Mommy makes for me. Tell Dottie to be careful as they are fragile. They still taste good even if they are broken. The Mango has knowledge.

licks and sniffs, Sasha

Scottie the 'Cutie' said...

You are so clever to decipher all that code, Mango! Man, it took me ages to get what Dozer meant at first...thanks for clearing it up for me!

Scottie

^..^Corgidogmama said...

Mango is like the doggie lamma!

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Mini meatloaf and extra ketchup on its way! And I'm very impressed with Mango's decoding skills!

*kissey face*
-Fiona

Dory and the Mama said...

Whew...having Mango as a friend has many many fringe benefits!! Great decoding big dude!!

Ummmmm....you are SURE that Dottie isn't in on it right??? In fact....how do we know that Dottie didn't write this post...being deaf and blind does not mean she can't be uber intelligent...

Concerned Smileys!
Dory

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