Mum says I need to clarify a couple of points, so let's begin shall we?
First, "someone" did not just come up with the muffin tin game. That "someone" is Moose who lives at http://dewdana.blogspot.com/ so you should definitely stop by and say hi to the Moose-meister.
Second, I am not caged all the time and I do get to take my cone off. (See above photo for confirmation).
Third, I am not actually starving. I have gotten a deer hoof, rawhide chewies, carrots and celery to stave off my hunger pangs in addition to my regular meals.
I hope this straightens out any misconceptions you may have from reading of my world-famous blog. And the only reason I am publishing this entry is because my Mother made me.