Thursday, June 18, 2009

Despicable Behavior - notes from Dozer

Amid all the trouble and turmoil of the Squirrel Wars, we had a quiet evening. I tried to tell Mum about how Cooper was sliding towards the dark side and wanted to go outside and play cards with the squirrels but Cooper jumped on her lap and made googly eyes at her. Then he looked over at me and stuck out his tongue! I need to find a professional to assist – we are waiting for Sweetie from the East Coast to help but I think we need…a deprogrammer! The brainwashing is moving too fast!

10 comments:

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

I think those rawhide chewies were definitely drugged!

*kissey face*
-Fiona

Woodrow, Sweetie, MJ Campanella said...

sweetie informs me she has ended the card game and has requested MJ's assistance to deprogram your brother - sweetie is undercover now and will be there until the threat is neutralized

woodrow

Martha Basset said...

We did warn you that the chewies might be drugged - what you need now is an antidote!
We will do some research and get back to you!
Cooper is showing all the signs!!!
love
Martha & Bailey xxx

Tee said...

What you need is to slobber Cooper out of his squirrel-lovin stupor!

We'd be happy to amble over to slobber him for yers. And maybe chase them bad squirrels out of your neck of the woods.

Licks and wags

The Dog WOods Pack

Moco said...

It must be a cocker thing. Dawson looks like that a lot. He is a major suck up also.

Checkers said...

I think he's just a pacifist!

chicamom85 said...

Oh dear, hold strong and don't give in. We will get through this together.

licks and sniffs, Sasha
p.s. You are so cute!

ocmist said...

Go MJ! I'm sure he should be able to help with the deprogramming! If Mom provides those extra snackies, then you would know they weren't drugged... come on Dozer, us Corgis know how to beg big time!!! Country Corgi Crew

^..^Corgidogmama said...

You must have a Quaker Cocker!
Lordy, I do love the antics, and histronics, and adventures at your house! What fun, to come and read them each day.

the casbah kitten/inside the casbah said...

I think he's already gone over to the dark side. And Dottie too. You must flee and save yourself!!