Thursday, June 18, 2009

Deprogramming 101 - Notes from Dozer

The deprogrammer arrived and we started the program of deprogramming. I like it. It involves lots of massage therapy, visualization and eye-rolling. Here I am as we start - I am supposed to visualize the squirrels leaving the yard. Oooo,this is me seeing squirrels on the ceiling. Are they real or my visualization exercise? Can't tell.
I think it is time for a little nap. This deprogramming is very tiring.

15 comments:

Katie, Mollie and Bobo said...

I hope the deprogramming works!

-Mollie and Bo

Checkers said...

is that deprogramming????? i get that every day and I don't even pay attention to squirrels! I like being deprogrammed!

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello dozer its dennis the vizsla dog hay i am sorry to heer abowt yore skwirrel troubles we hav had a lot of problems with them heer too altho they havent attakd in mass they mostly just harass us and play pranks like setting owr beds on fire and destroying owr furnitcher wel ennyway i hope things wurk owt for yoo!!! ok bye

chicamom85 said...

STAY WITH IT, DON'T GIVE UP!

licks and sniffs, Sasha

p.s. I am going to ask my Mom to do some of the deprogramming on me

ocmist said...

Dott says that this kind of deprogramming works very well and she has been using it for her entire life.

I just posted the history of our 100 Dog Year War with the squirrels... BG

Martha Basset said...

We hope you are all deprogrammed out!!!
Good work - the things you do for your country!
love
Martha & Bailey xxxx

Woodrow, Sweetie, MJ Campanella said...

hppy the deprogramming is taking affect

woodrow

Painter Pack said...

Oh woo can do it!!! Woo is a strong one and I know the whole army is with woo!!!

Mya Boo Boo
OWAS

Pearl said...

The sacrifices you guys are willing to make for this mission... TRULY selfless!!!!

Mango said...

I think I need to be deprogrammed too! I will see if momma can do it tonight.

Slobbers,
Mango

^..^Corgidogmama said...

Obviously spa treatments are actually deprogramming!
Whatta hoot!
Love it!

Galadriel said...

Saw your link on Dolittler and came hoping for corgi and cocker pics. Oh boy oh boy :) You've got the two most adorable dog breeds together; how do you ever get ANYthing done?

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Wow. That's some pretty heavy-duty deprogramming. It looks very strenuous! I be thinking non-squirrel thoughts for you!

*kissey face*
-Fiona

the casbah kitten/inside the casbah said...

Remember Dozer...deprogramming must be done SLOWLY and THOROUGHLY!! and if you don't feel that a session has worked as well as it should...it must be repeated as needed.

jane

Melissa and Emmitt said...

hi dozer!
you look very relaxed! i think the treatment worked!
have a great weekend!