Horrors! (This is just to get your attention)

Where has the time gone? Indeed we ask that ourselves, quite often! It was a busy May for us with our Grandmother falling and fracturing her shoulder – Mum had to fly out to Chicago  to check out on Grandmummy and stayed for a whole week. We were, of course, lonely, but Dad took good care of us.

While we have been away the most shocking things have happened and we list them in no particular order:

 1.      I (Dozer) have had to go to the vet because I have rubbed my face raw due to allergies. I have another visit to the vet today because it has begun again.

2.      Cooper had a haircut.

3.      We are having a small party on July 1^st for our doggie friends. Please pray that the rain stops.

4.      Grandmummy has decided to move out to Oregon so Mum is scrambling to get GM’s apartment outfitted with furniture and essentials at the assisted living hotel.

5.      It is raining incessantly here. Even if this is typical of Oregon, it is most unwelcome.

6.      Both of us have tried running away when Mummy or Dad let us out in the front yard. I made it across the street to the neighbor’s house where I pooped under their tree and pee’d on their bushes. Cooper headed straight down the street towards town and ignored all of Mum’s screaming. Eventually we were corralled home and given a stern lecture. Yeah…whatever.

Mum says we will update our blog regularly now and we ask forgiveness from our subscribers for having you let you down so terribly. I would like to remind our dear readers that we are entirely dependent on Mum to keep our blog updated and current. She is totally worthless at times and her priorities need realignment.

I am off to the vet in a few minutes and shall update you on their findings.

Dozer Edwards

Meet My Friend Patsy - Dozer's Notes

Check out my friend Patsy. She has the best ear hair I have ever seen - no one can come close if you ask me. She belongs to Mum's pal, Leanne. So Patsy's full name is..Patsy Pitts! BOL! (Mum says to stop making fun of Patsy's name and get on with it). So this is Patsy having her hair styled by a friend. Notice his wonderful hand technique so that the hair is fully elongated. Obviously this friend is a pro.
It looks like Patsy stuck her paw into an electrical socket! I wish I had hair you can style but Mum says with the amount of fur I shed that it would be one more nightmare in her life. Nightmare? What nightmare does Mum have in her life. Not me.

So we leave Patsy with her hair styled for success. If it ever stops raining we are going to have a play date but Mum says it requires a back yard for games. You tear up one couch and you are forever marked as a trouble maker, sheesh! It wasn't like we ate the couch, we just got it wet with drool and then pulled out the stitching a bit. Still, there is lots to do in the backyard once it dries out. Digging under the fence comes to mind.

Picking on Cooper

As Cooper's little brother, it is my job to to be a pain in the butt,
and make fun of him. Check out skinny Minny!
Somebody's hair got cut off! BOL!

OOOOOoooo, nice legs Coop! BOL!

I'd look sad too if I had to get shaved! BOL!

Go ahead and ignore me, I have hair and you don't BOL!