This here is Howie. Below is his sad tale.
So Howie PeePants in Texas has gotten an email out that he is being held captive in a prison crate with a giganormous "cone of shame" all over his noggin. We looked up what the cone thingy might look like and this is what Google showed us! How can Howie PeePants sleep with such a thing on? Obviously this calls for action!
Please let me know if you are available to go to Texas immediately to save Howie from from this torture and if you have enough kibble money to fly or if you are coming by bus. No need to ask your parents, we'll just run down to Texas (it is only on the second page of the Atlas so it cannot be that far from Oregon) and be back by dinner time. We would do it for you, so consider saving Howie today please.
So Howie PeePants in Texas has gotten an email out that he is being held captive in a prison crate with a giganormous "cone of shame" all over his noggin. We looked up what the cone thingy might look like and this is what Google showed us! How can Howie PeePants sleep with such a thing on? Obviously this calls for action!
Please let me know if you are available to go to Texas immediately to save Howie from from this torture and if you have enough kibble money to fly or if you are coming by bus. No need to ask your parents, we'll just run down to Texas (it is only on the second page of the Atlas so it cannot be that far from Oregon) and be back by dinner time. We would do it for you, so consider saving Howie today please.
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