This here is Howie. Below is his sad tale.
So Howie PeePants in Texas has gotten an email out that he is being held captive in a prison crate with a giganormous "cone of shame" all over his noggin. We looked up what the cone thingy might look like and this is what Google showed us! How can Howie PeePants sleep with such a thing on? Obviously this calls for action!
Please let me know if you are available to go to Texas immediately to save Howie from from this torture and if you have enough kibble money to fly or if you are coming by bus. No need to ask your parents, we'll just run down to Texas (it is only on the second page of the Atlas so it cannot be that far from Oregon) and be back by dinner time. We would do it for you, so consider saving Howie today please.
So Howie PeePants in Texas has gotten an email out that he is being held captive in a prison crate with a giganormous "cone of shame" all over his noggin. We looked up what the cone thingy might look like and this is what Google showed us! How can Howie PeePants sleep with such a thing on? Obviously this calls for action!
Please let me know if you are available to go to Texas immediately to save Howie from from this torture and if you have enough kibble money to fly or if you are coming by bus. No need to ask your parents, we'll just run down to Texas (it is only on the second page of the Atlas so it cannot be that far from Oregon) and be back by dinner time. We would do it for you, so consider saving Howie today please.
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we will reach out to the MJ's reliatives in tx and see what we can do
woodrow sweetie mj
NOT MY HOWIE!?!
Ok guys, pick me up in Oklahoma! I will lay my life on the line to save Howie from that Cone of DEATH!!!!!! (And I'll bring some fried chicken, too.)
Dear DozerPants, this here is Prisoner Four Nine Eight One formerly known as Howie Pee. I am tappin out this message to yew in puggy morse code while the warden is in the other room watching reality television.
The warden said I should be GRAYTEFUL she didn't put my PICTURE wearing this conehead contraption on the blog and then she shoved food into my mouth to shut me up. As you can see, this situation is unbearable. Pearley Poo, I have drooled a puddle jest thinkin about you holding a plate of southern fried chicken. Are you wearil a frilly apron that shows off your jiggles and jiggles of loveliness?
Somedoggy, anybuddy, HALP!!!!
signed, Prisoner PeeMan
We will help!
-Mollie and Bobo
I will do what I can, I can run pretty fast. Do you think I could be home before dark? I am kind of scared of the dark. To save another friend in need, I will try to overcome it. Is there anyone I can hook up with on my way from Michigan?
licks and sniffs, Sasha
Oh Dear! The CONE OF SHAME! HORRORS! SAVE HIM QUICK!
Texas is next to Utah in our atlas, so I think I could make it there. Except that Mom has been really cranky with me when I try to leave the property. If I can slip past Mom's eagle eyes, I'll pop right over!
*kissey face*
-Fiona
According to Mapquest, Texas is about 700 miles from here. I don't have money to fly or take a bus, so I'll have to walk. With my short legs, I don't think I could do more than about 10 miles per day. This would get me to Texas by mid October. I'm packing a small bag with provisions and will have to rely on the kindness of strangers when it runs out. I plan to leave at sundown. I have to admit that I'm a little apprehensive about such a long journey, but that fried chicken in OK might keep me motivated. Pearl, where exactly do you live?
Poor, Howie! Since OWAS disbanded, we have run out of fuel for the jet, but our Mom has a son and a daughter that live in TX and we might be able to get a message to the daughter's two Labra-mixes to go and help. They live outside of Houston in someone named Katy (don't ask us how that works...)
OC
count emmitt in! he is on call and ready to break howie out!
xoxox
m & e
Wow...we are IN Texas...Mommy threatens the cone of shame on me if I do not stop chewing my delish footie!
How can I help!!!!?????
Smileys!
Dory
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