Tiger Woods' Dogs - from Dozer

Mum says any man that includes his dogs in the family portrait is someone we should all like. Well, I have always liked Tiger and his dogs look pretty good too. There's an awful lot of kissing going on in the picture but maybe he is giving them treats. I only kiss for treats...well, sometimes I just kiss and lick Mum's face because I can.

Mum said she will dig out my pictures that were taken by the professional photographer so you can see how handsome I am on camera. The flash did not even bother me. I am a natural born model. Mum says I am a natural born ham, but we all know Dottie is the piggie in the family.

I am digging my way out of solitary confinement and should hit daylight any time now.

Inmate 234, Dozer Edwards

Mum seems a little camera crazy these days. This morning she made Cooper pose on the couch while she took a portrait. Cooper hates having his picture taken, I think it is the flash. He sits there fine, he just won't look at Mum which drives her insane! BOL! Anyway, you can see Cooper gets more and more disenchanted with our biped when she goes off like this.

If only Mum had been satisfied with just one picture. This one was fine, why not stop here?

Now Coop is getting bored and cranky.

Now he wants to call the ASPCA.