First, steal a big wad of toilet paper from
the roll in the bathroom.
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the roll in the bathroom.
Find a comfortable place to consume your treat.
The bed is always a nice place.
The bed is always a nice place.
Tear the toilet paper into small, edible
bits. Don't worry about what falls off
the bed.
Stuff as much as you can into your mouth.
It will become sticky once you get
your drool all over it. It may stick
to your teeth, use your tongue to
move it around.
your drool all over it. It may stick
to your teeth, use your tongue to
move it around.
Use an up and down motion consistently
to insure you make a nice paste of the
toilet paper.
Once your face resembles Elvis Presley,
you have acquired the grace and
style needed to consume toilet paper
at any social function.
you have acquired the grace and
style needed to consume toilet paper
at any social function.
Bon Appetit!
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7 comments:
I wonder how that tasted?
Thanks for the lesson. Might try that out tonight.
Slobbers,
Mango
Very informative.......and nice technique!
Thank you for the instructions, these will come in very handy after I have shredded large quantities as usual...
Sugar the Who
Coop, are you bored? Many years ago, grandpa had a Dane puppy who would grab the end of a roll of toilet paper and run through the house and up the stairs, sort of TP-ing the house interior. But she was a baby, for Pete's sake. Perhaps your mom should consider changing the consistency of your chew bones? We worry that you might get a strategic blockage, if you follow our drift.
Jed & Abby
I personally love the paper products myself too!! I find that napkins, after they have been used, make even tastier treats!! You should try those some time Coop!
Woof!
Kirby
Our Corgi loves "eating" paper stuff as well..anything from napkins to beer cartons :)
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