I have absolutely no idea how that toilet paper ended up in the hallway, torn to bits and wet with slobber. Call my attorney if you have any more questions. ~ Cooper
Hey, hey, hey... just read Wyatt's comment.. Easy on pointing the paw at the cat. We might make a mess or two now and then, but we don't chew... Is there a gerbil? They do chew things. HEE HEE...
What about MICE... They chew things around here! Uh... by the way, what is the name of your lawyer. We've been accused a few times of creating the snow in the backyard... The CCC
Coopster, this here is your good pal Howie. I think ocmist has gotten onto something with that mice idea. In fact, I think I am gonna blame mices for a lotta stuff around here, too. Surely it was mice, cuz if you hadda done it, you wudda eaten all them little bits. You are not one to waste stuff, nosir. Tell Aunty Nancy to call me *makes call me sign by his ear* if further discussion is needed. Your good pal, PeeMan
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The evidence is all circumstantial! But I think you're probably right; say nothing further without your attorney present! ;-)
*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus
Haha! We believe you, Cooper. We know it wasn't you.
Do you have a cat in the house that you can pin the crime to?
Wyatt
Hey, hey, hey... just read Wyatt's comment.. Easy on pointing the paw at the cat. We might make a mess or two now and then, but we don't chew... Is there a gerbil? They do chew things. HEE HEE...
pawhugs, Max
You better get a lawyer . . .
sandie♥
I believes woo, Cooper!! But unless woo can catch the Squirrells dat did it, woo might need dat lawyer!
mya Boo Boo
What about MICE... They chew things around here! Uh... by the way, what is the name of your lawyer. We've been accused a few times of creating the snow in the backyard... The CCC
Coopster, this here is your good pal Howie. I think ocmist has gotten onto something with that mice idea. In fact, I think I am gonna blame mices for a lotta stuff around here, too. Surely it was mice, cuz if you hadda done it, you wudda eaten all them little bits. You are not one to waste stuff, nosir. Tell Aunty Nancy to call me *makes call me sign by his ear* if further discussion is needed.
Your good pal,
PeeMan
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