Monday, June 8, 2009

Message to Mango

Mango Man:

We need whatever you can send, we are running low on acorns to lob at them and we are completely out of rubber band guns. We were going to send Dottie out on a night mission but being blind, she got lost in the garden and we found her behind the composter asleep this morning. Mum said suiting us up each morning before she goes to work is getting a little ridiculous but she is not the one keeping our yard and America safe from flying rodents.

Our biggest concern right now is that the squirrels are ringing the doorbell and then running up trees and hiding. Cooper says they are doing this to wear us out. Mum says it has to stop or it will drive Dad nuts. These people have no priorities!

Thanks Mango, we await anything you can send. Please do not send PeeWee.

Love, Dozer, Cooper and Dottie (once we find her)

16 comments:

Tank said...

I also left a message for Mango - I think he's finally taking this situation seriously. Help should be on the way later today... hang in there!!

Peanut said...

I am sure Mango can help.

ClassyChassy said...

Oh my gosh - this only gets BETTER!!!

Martha Basset said...

Mango should be able to gather the canine forces together to help our. We understand your resources are being stretched at present. Perhaps Dottie should avoid night missions - Bailey has sight in one eye but blind in the other - perhaps they could team up!
love and kisses
Martha & Bailey xxx

Nancy and the fatties said...

Hi Doze and Coopst and Dots! This here is Cmdr. Howee Pee reporting in for Squirrel Chasin duty. I have retired my bird chasin activities in order to fully focus upon this new threat to doggy security in yer yard. I also heard you were throwin acorns and Annie tells me them things are edible. Could you possibly mail some to me so I can make sure the weaponry is serviceable and digestible too?
your pal,
The Intrepid Commander PeePants

Totally Timmy said...

poor squirrels...they don't stand a chance!

Woodrow, Sweetie, MJ Campanella said...

Hiya Bully Brats here - if you need OWAS assistance in the NW - our cousin Bosco can get there asap - he is in Wyoming

We are holding down the the NE

Woodrow Sweetie MJ

the casbah kitten/inside the casbah said...

Um, squirrels bite. So us cats will stay inside and watch the dogs battle it out. GGGOOOOOO dogs!!

jane

Twix said...

Oh my! Those things are beginning to remind me of Bin Laden...we have to put a stop to them. Unfortunately, I have really been having issues in my area and cannot assist your camp-I have posted about this on my blog. I have taken notes and am hoping to use some of your tactics. ~Twix

GoldenSamantha said...

OMD - you gotta let Tank know about this - he's an expert. Spread the word.
Hugs xo
Sammie

Mango said...

I AM ON THE WAY!!! See my bloggy!

Slobbers,
Mango

Moco said...

Gads. You guys are having quite a time. If anyone can figure it out it would be Mango or Howie.

ocmist said...

Squirrels EAT acorns! Are they poisoned ones? or are you feeding them to bring them out in the open? A good old double-barrel shotgun works well!

I need to let Auntie Sadie know about this... that she now had many more canines backing her up in her ever ongoing squirrel wars! She thought she was all alone!

Dott & BG (Mama OC won't talk about Sadie...)

the TN Bull Terrors said...

What will they resort to next, they are sneaky little booger for sure! Ringin door bells, then runnin, the little creeps!

Feather, Darla, Pappy & LizzaBella ^..^

coopercreek said...

Dozer, We saw you in your bee costume on Facebook. ;-))

Cooper M.

dreameyce said...

Thank goodness you guys take care of the local squirrels. My Cardis would rather stare in awe, then chase off the little buggers!