Monday, April 6, 2009

No surprise here - Cooper's Notes

I think Dozer should have this on his butt because he has been farting all over the house and it smells really bad. And when Mum was shampooing the carpet tonight he started barking at the magic carpet machine and every time he barked, he had a "poof" come out his hairy bottom. Mum says it is one of the enchanting facets of Corgis. I think we all know she is lying. No one in their right mind would buy, adopt or take in a dog who farts like Dozer does. (And he always blames me or Dottie).

Could you please come by the house tomorrow morning and make sure we are still alive? Just knock on the door or the window and if you don't hear anything, call 911 and tell them there is an environmental emergency and we need oxygen fast. Thank you.

In case things go badly, I would like to just say it has been wonderful having you in our life and we will miss you when we go to Heaven.

Your friend, Cooper Edwards


Totally Timmy said...

My sisters Cairn Terrier Toto is like that .stinky!!

Joan said...

Cooper Edwards!! You are SO cute!!! (Hey Cooper we see that you guys know that you won the contest, but did your mom get our email so she knows what to do?? We wanna send you your FREE collar :)
Joan & Skippy
(Skippy is wearing a 'clothespin' on her nose!!! after reading your post LOL)

Martha Basset said...

Oh dear Cooper, we are sure you will survive the farting - goodness know we always have!
The link to Clive is there if you click on his name - we had a look and it is the second time we have printed Clive. We should have made it the first time but links are still new to us! Also the colour background means it is not as clear. Do visit - he is a great dog.
Martha & Bailey xx

wally said...

Poof! I hope you don't take away my corgi card but I'm actually afraid of my toots. I try to run away from them. Of course, that doesn't mean I don't make them with some regularity.

wally t.

Tibby said...

Hi Cooper!
I sure hope you all survive! My Owners say I am stinky like that sometimes! But I don't believe them, I smell great!
:) Tibby
PS: This Bingo game you have to get an "X".

^..^Corgidogmama said...

It's ALL dog-butts, you silly ol' corgi you!

Mango said...

Ha! I doubt your farts are as powerful as mine. I will have to bottle up some to send to your place.


GoldenSamantha said...

I'm a regular boomer, so don't fret too much - I think you'll survive!
Hugs in the best sense of the word,

Scottie the 'cutie' said...

Hi Cooper!

Sorry for not visiting sooner! I hope you did survive the gas and all...we get the gasses here quite often too! LOL!


Moco said...

Ha, Ha to you Cooper. Dawson the cocker is the stinky one in our house.