Thursday, March 5, 2009

Browsing for Beds - Dozer

So I have been surfing the net while I have been on my forced rest schedule and look what I found! Yes, it is a Sleep Number Bed for dogs! Can you imagine how good this would be for my leg? I know, it is as though they made it with me in mind! And it is so reasonably priced ($185.00), I think Mum could buy one for me and perhaps Cooper (Dottie doesn’t like beds you climb up on so I don’t think she would want one).

Mum says she already has my “number” and I am not getting a Sleep Number Dog Bed and the closest I will get to it will be traction where she ties me up to keep me quiet. This is the sort of atitude that is keeping our economy in the doldrums. Here I am, a poor, injured, dejected corgi trying to massage the economy, lift America’s spirits and I am working with ninnies like my Mum! You have to spend money to make money! (Someone needlepoint that into a pillow).

(big sigh) I am going to go take a nap and then I am calling the toll free number to see if they will take a credit card order. I will get my vet to write a prescription for it or for one of those scooters they advertise. The Scooter Store says that if they can’t get your insurance to okay it, they will give a scooter to you and I figure I should get one. Then I can break out from this house and head down the road to the kibble factory!

6 comments:

Karina A. said...

Dozer, now what are you going to do when the Scooter's battery runs out of juice? Come back, recharge, wag your tail, and off the door again? (hmmm... that sounds like a plan, doesn't it) :)

^..^Corgidogmama said...

Dozer, you're a cuckoo corgi for sure! We have a king-sized sleep number bed, have had it for 11 years. We love it, and so do our 2 corgi kids who hog it terribly. We hang on to the outside rim for dear life while they lounge in the middle.

The Brat Pack said...

OMD I need one of those!

Tucker

ocmist said...
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ocmist said...

Karina A., Dozer is a PEMBROKE Corgi... NO TAIL... I, too, am a pembroke (not been broke) like Dott's master says about my son, BG.

Mom and Dad have a heated waterbed, and boy is it heaven... I sleep right between their legs, and love to lay on it when the weather is cold. BG sleeps up between their necks and shoulders, and Dott sleeps between their lower backs and hips, so they sometimes gripe because they say we hog the covers.

Mom got on Ebay and got me a Memory Foam pad really cheap in an auction... Actually she got a queen size one for my master who only has a twin size bed, and cut off the side of it for me. Got 3 pads out of it for me... one for the living room, and two for the bedroom when I don't feel like climbing up the ramp they made me to the bed. OC

ocmist said...

Karina A., Dozer is a PEMBROKE Corgi... NO TAIL... I, too, am a pembroke (not been broke) like Dott's master says about my son, BG.

Mom and Dad have a heated waterbed, and boy is it heaven... I sleep right between their legs, and love to lay on it when the weather is cold. BG sleeps up between their necks and shoulders, and Dott sleeps between their lower backs and hips, so they sometimes gripe because they say we hog the covers.

Mom got on Ebay and got me a Memory Foam pad really cheap in an auction... Actually she got a queen size one for my master who only has a twin size bed, and cut off the side of it for me. Got 3 pads out of it for me... one for the living room, and two for the bedroom when I don't feel like climbing up the ramp they made me to the bed. OC