Dear Dozer and CooperCrybaby: This here is yer buddy Howie Pee. I read your post and it all sounds real fishy to me, too. Pull yerselves together, pack yer bags, and come on over to the House of Pee. When OUR mommy leaves, the Dad feeds us so much garbage we consider it a holiday.
Here is the address, you can dog-oogle it:Howie's HouseTree in Front YardTexus.s
see you soon, H. Pee
We're coming Howee PeePants, thanks for being there for us during this transitional time. - Dozer
Mango I think you should take your pals up on their offer. Sounds like your mom has abandondeded you for sure.Slobbers, Mango
Mango has never been one to split hairs (Cooper crys softly in the background).
Melissa and Emmitt oh my! emmypants is packing his bags! he said now he has howie's address and wants a vacation since i am leaving him for a week to go to mexico.he cannot wait to see all of you!Pawty!
There is always room for Emmitt - come on down! We will call Howie's Mum and let her know when to expect us and to prepare some repast for our enjoyment (Cooper says that mean "put some chow out for the guests", he reads more than I do.)
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I think you should take your pals up on their offer. Sounds like your mom has abandondeded you for sure.
Slobbers,
Mango
oh my! emmypants is packing his bags! he said now he has howie's address and wants a vacation since i am leaving him for a week to go to mexico.
he cannot wait to see all of you!
Pawty!
Aw you guys. Your mom wouldn't really leave you! You're far too cute. Maybe she's taking these mysterious trips because she's some kind of secret agent spy lady or something....
Guys, guys, calm down! Mama's don't abandon their babies! Besides, I think your Uncle B looks like a pretty nice guy! Don't make any rash decisions!
Abby, Olivia and Taz
I don't know. Do you think you will miss your bed and food bowl. Remember the grass is not always greener at another house. You guys better tough it out and quit whining.
Aww...are you really leaving, Cooper and Dozer? I hope not! It's going to be terrible lonesome without you guys....=(
Scottie
My furry friends, please don't cry. I know your Mum wouldn't leave you unless it was absolutely necessary. If you feel like you need some time away, you're always welcome up here in the land of deer and Guiness.
Hey Coopsterman, what time is the pawty arrivin? I haven't told mom you are all comin to the house. It will be a sprize.
Your good pal,
PeeMan in Texas
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