Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Doin' Hard Time on the Rock(er) - Dozer

Dear Emmit and Howie PeePants:

Dozer will be unable to travel to Texas because he is currently under 'lock down' and is forbidden to do anything fun for at least a day. After extensive questioning he admitted it was he who had walked into the kitchen and pee'd on his father's coat. Although Dozer tried to blame his siblings, it was obvious that the guilty party was the only one in the house without a tail. As we pointed out to him, Dottie is a girl dog so unless she was incredibly gymnastic she could not pee on a coat hanging off a chair. And Cooper had just come in from a 'walk-about' in the yard where he had marked anything not moving. Therefore, only one dog could be guilty on all counts of pee'ing in the house...Dozer.

There have been claims of undue torture in the questioning of Dozer however the pictures below are evidence that all Geneva Guidelines were followed to the letter of the law. Let this be a lesson to any other naughty canines who pee on their father's coat in kitchen!

Under questioning Dozer looked into the bright overhead light, sweating slightly.
Conferring with his attorney during the questioning.
Providing alibis, none of which were believed.
Dozing off during questioning.


Melissa and Emmitt said...

hi dozer!
tell your mom you need some extra nourishment after the questioning and see what you get. :)
it always works for me.


Leslie Moore said...

Poor Dozer! Kinsey can relate. She threw up all over the hand-stitched quilt at our sleep-over last weekend, so she's in the doghouse, too.

^..^ Corgi Dog Mama said...

Oh these pictures absolutely kill me!! Sweet, sweet, sweet~~

Nancy and the fatties said...

DozerBritches, this here is Barrister Howie PeePants. I am appalled at the Abu Growl prison type treatment you got, and where was your legal representation I asks?? They like to pretend otherwise, but hoomans pee too! Did anybuddy question them??? hmmm???

Puglette said...

oh my goodness...what a tough interogation! you look exhausted!
take two treats and relax!

ocmist said...

Goodness, Dozer, that hand across the throat... HOW COULD THEY!!! I'm sure they have extracted a false confession through such hard interrogation tactics. You wouldn't have done something like that!! What was "Dad"s coat doing in such a tempting place anyway? He should know better than to leave it there!

Hope you're out of the slammer before it changes your sweet personality! Love, OC

~ maggie crawford ~ said...

oh no..

i gallop through the room leaving
a beautiful PEEcaso!
mom doesn't if it is me herbie or ruby :)
so next time do a little prance & flow!

~ herbie ~

Tee said...

Tell me about getting busted! I pee-d on my Chief's favourite arm chair a few times ... and bow-wow-wow, did i get grilled! :P

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