Look, I'm at the inauguration! Yes, I am the handsome one by Michelle (she told me to use her first name). Her brother, Craig (again, we're on a first name basis), brought me with him. He is the basketball coach for Oregon State University so we thought we would carpool. They were so nice to insist that I sit right up front for the oath - really, I would have been fine inside with the party sandwiches - and the view was great.
I told Mum if she had bought new shoes (like these Corgi Keds!), I would have brought her with me but she didn't, so I didn't. This was a grown-up affair and Mum needed to look her best - but she said $60.00 for a pair of tennis shoes wasn't happening on her watch. What her watch has to do with new shoes is beyond me but so be it.
Mum says I have rounded the corner on insanity and I have taken a deep dive into the pool of no return. I think not. And Mum wouldn't know if I went to the inauguration 'cause she goes to work and I can do anything I want when she is gone. And Cooper lies. A lot.
I told Mum if she had bought new shoes (like these Corgi Keds!), I would have brought her with me but she didn't, so I didn't. This was a grown-up affair and Mum needed to look her best - but she said $60.00 for a pair of tennis shoes wasn't happening on her watch. What her watch has to do with new shoes is beyond me but so be it.Mum says I have rounded the corner on insanity and I have taken a deep dive into the pool of no return. I think not. And Mum wouldn't know if I went to the inauguration 'cause she goes to work and I can do anything I want when she is gone. And Cooper lies. A lot.
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hi dozer!
oh my goodness! you are one connected corgi!
xoxoxo
m & e
Hey there Dozer,
Just checking in to say thank you for coming to visit my new little bloggie site. It is so good to make new friends- and ones who are famous too- to be at the "special doings" today in Washington DC (i do not think I can spell inogeration. I love all your pictures- and thank you for making such a fun site to come visit.
love
Tweedles
Dozer and Coop, I thought of one more thing- say hello to OWLBERT , my friend the owl- when you hear him hoot his lulybyes at nite.
He and his family like popcorn- if you ever have extra. Thank you for letting him move into your woods!
love
tweedles
Thank you Dozer for my daily laugh! You are so handsome and so fortunate to attend the festivities! I'm sure you'll be a regular at the White House!
P.S. Put in a good word for Jane...she needs all the help she can get!
Dozer,
I am in awe of you. You don't suppose that the first girls are going to want you to stay? We saw that cool doghouse they got on Ellen. You would so fit into it.
Those shoes are worth any price with a corgi picture on them. What is a matter with your mom? Is she hopeless like ours?
We smell photoshop! :)
Hi Dozer!
You look great at the inauguration! I watched it but didn't see you there. I must have missed you somehow! BOL! Those are some cute shoes. I think your mom is the crazy one! Why would shoes be on her watch?! They belong on her feet!
:) Tibby
wow, dozer...if i had known you were at the big celebration i would have looked for you! we are very hopeful too. :o) and, dozer...it looks to me like you lie too...i saw you laying in mom's office! laying doggies shouldn't throw bones...and isn't your name "doze"r?
hugs,
puglette
:o)
oh...and i agree withmom about the shoes, cute as they are, that's too much for keds
Hi Dozer!
You sure are one lucky doggie to hang out at the inauguration! I wish I was there too...it looked like a lot of fun!
Those shoes look pretty! Too bad it's so expensive to get...=(
Hope you have a great weekend!
Scottie
Dozer Britches, this here is Howie. Them shoes are cute and all, but do they come with a case of peanut butter fur that price??? What were the appy-tizers like at the inauguralamation? Were they delish? Did you stick some extras in your Corgypockets to take home?
do tell...
enquiring puggy minds want to know...
your biggest fan, h pee
I like your politics, Dozer!
I thought I saw you on the teevee! Did you pee on Chief Justice Roberts and make him forget the oath?
Do you think Michelle has those shoes? They would match her pretty dress. Or maybe she was wearing it under her ball gown?
wally t.
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