Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Not for the Faint of Heart - Cooper

Mum brought home the cutest round Santa toy from Animal Crackers Pet Shop last night and I did NOT take it behind the chair. No, being the loving Cocker Spaniel that I am, I let Dozer have the new Santa toy.

But apparently Dozer has some anger issues that he needs to deal with (among other things) and he took the new toy into Mum's craft room and had his way with it. Now none of us can play with it because he took the neat noise maker out of Santa's belly, along with all of Santa's stuffing.

This is Dozer checking out the toy prior to disembowelment.
This is Santa as he lost his stuffing.
This is after Dozer got the noisemaker out of Santa's belly.
Although Santa is smiling, inside he is crying because his stuffing is being torn out out of him, fluff by fluff.
This is the beginning of the end..

I am sorry to say that Santa did not make it. Mum tried to save him but it was too late. Dozer spread the stuffing over a vast area and Santa's form was too badly torn to be repaired. Mum did remove the neat noisemaker so Dozer couldn't eat it (it was totally indigestible plastic with moving parts).

Mum says we are not to say anything about Santa being torn to pieces because it will upset small children. For that reason I think we should duct tape Dozer's snout shut so he doesn't start running around the neighborhood telling folks he pulled Santa to pieces. (He has this need for attention). So please keep this to yourself. I am compiling a small journal of pictures and notes detailing Dozer's descent into maniacal behavior for when the police come to arrest him. I don't want him to get out on bail.

Mum says this holiday is crumbling before her eyes, whatever that means.


Chris and Mackenzie said...

Nice work, Dozer!

Moco said...

That was a masterful destuffing. It should go in the record books.
We thinks Coop is very cute sleeping.

Melissa and Emmitt said...

too funny!
well at least dozer brought him into the craft room so that there would be a chance for revival. :)
happy holidays!
m & e

Mango said...

Dozer the doofus, huh? Hope you guys have a calm holiday season.


Saint Lover said...

OOOH the carnage... lol Will we be seeing these pix on licked? I sure hope so!

wally said...

Way to go Dozer! I've always been a little suspicious of a fat man that old sneaking into the house at night. Get your own cookies and nog, old man!

wally t.