Mum got a bee in her bonnet after church that we should do some spring cleaning. "Whatever for?" I asked, the dog run is perfectly suited to be the catchall of the house. But Mum had ordered a dumpster and she filled it in an hour and while not completely finished, felt she had made progress. The she locked me (not Cooper, but me) in the house and cut the front and back lawns. Apparently because Cooper does not try to attack the lawn mower he can stay outside.
After she got that done then Mum took a long look at the mud situation which in Oregon is part and parcel of life. It seems Mum does not like all the mud we have been tracking into the house. Who knew?
You can see the mud patch we have created this past winter. We are creatures of habit, why use the ramp when we can track in mud?
Mum got some pavers to see if she can "re-direct" our paws. Not likely.
Then it was time to take a look at the house.
Definite need for some color, don't you think? Well I told Mum it was not just needed, it was mandatory!
It's a start but I am not sure Mum actually put these plantings together. I suspect Home Depot had a hand in it.
Because of lack of food I have been forced to consume the birdseed that has fallen under the apple tree. What little nutrition I can get from the seed keeps me alive but I cannot last long. (That is a hint for you to send me food and quickly).
This is Cooper. He says he is frozen in disbelief at my claims. I have no idea what the means but ignore it.
Love, Dozer
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