Mum thinks she is sooo funny - Dozer

Mum found this in one of my old blog entries and it cracked her up so she decided to post it again. I am so embarrassed I don't even want to talk about it. There has to be a law against this sort of thing.

I am Little Red Riding Hood, why don't you let
me carry that picnic basket for you? It looks
very heavy and I don't want you to strain yourself.
You can trust me, I won't touch a thing inside.