It's all about...ME!

Mum won't buy me the soundtrack to Rocky but just imagine

it in the background. I think the Olympic rings were just

made for me, don't you think? It took forever to find just

the right pictures and Mum kept making these snorting noises

the whole time which I thought was a little rude. Well this Olympic

moment is pretty much past but I will always have my memories.

(Imagine the swelling music of the Rocky theme slowly rising in volume..

da da daaaa, da da da, da da daaaaaa, da da)