Grasp the chewie firmly between your jaws.
Be confident, show the chewie you are in charge.
Move the chewie to that side of your mouth.
Clench down with an assertive snap.
slips down your food hatch. This can provide an
opportunity for choking and tends to upset the parents.
Only swallow when the chewie has been determined to be
of small enough size to be consumed.
on the living room rug. Chewies with rug bits are not on the menu.
away during the food exercise. Use your tongue to gather
any stray consumables which may have gone wandering.
Finish by having a water chaser to clean your palate.
Note to new chewier consumers: One chewie per day is appropriate. More than one per day may promote flatulence (gas) and bring tears to your parents' eyes, for all the wrong reason.