Thursday, April 21, 2011


Mum says that apparently we have a very dead, very smelly, beached whale in our suburban backyard. She has come to this conclusion because Cooper rolled in something incredibly snarky before bed and arrived with a huge black, smelly, oil substance on his neck.

I am somewhat confused as we live an hour from the beach. And Cooper would not tell me where this delicious specimen is. And Mum is totally disgusted with both of us running around the backyard and coming in muddy and smelly. Not sure I see the problem in that.

So Cooper has been demoted from "King" and I am once again on the throne!

Love, Dozer

All Hail the King!


Amber-Mae said...

Is that really a whale? Sure looks nothing like it. I wonder how long has it been rotting over there? Bet it smelled like roses & peaches! TEE HEE

Archie and Melissa said...

lol dozer and coop!

your story reminded me of the time emmitt did the exact same thing!

it took weeks for him to finally no smell!

it went from the worst dead whale smell down to gentle seaweed. :)

we hope yours does not last that long!

happy happy earth day my friends!

a & m

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown, young Dozer. You'd better watch your back; you know Cooper will do whatever it takes to get that Royal Pillow back. Big Sad Eyes, grovelling to the PU's, reminding them of his Unfortunate Past, etc. He'll play them like a fiddle.

Jed & Abby