Monday, August 30, 2010

What Happened to Us? by Dozer

It has been almost two weeks since Mum has let us post and based on the number of emails from friends and admirers (of me), it would seem some of you have a rather morbid sense of gloom when posting desists. To clear the air, as it were, we would like to confirm that

~ No has died, been hurt or maimed
~ Mum has not lost her job and we are not living out of our car
~ Dad did not forget to come home and he is once again in residence after his trip to Seattle
~ I was not kicked out of Obedience School and I am not in jail
~ Cooper is fine and did not explode from eating all the apples in backyard
~ Our neighbors still like us, we are current on our bills and we do not have any contagious diseases

I think that covers most everything. Mum is going to try and be better about letting me post and apologizes profusely for this total lack of attention to our blog. (Honestly, good secretarial help is so difficult to find these days).

Love, Dozer

8 comments:

Mango said...

Well, we do worry, but momma has had such a busy brain that she just hit mark all as read and never even knew enough to miss you. Idiot!

Glad all is well.

Slobbers,
Mango

Bouncing Bertie said...

Well that is all excellent news. Many thanks for reassuring us all!
Toodle pip!
Bertie.

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Hmm.... There are all sorts of possibilities on that list that we hadn't even considered!!! Heehee. Anyhoo, I'm glad to hear that all is well!

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Alien Mutant Pod Puppy

Kari in WeHo said...

Well that is all excellent news. Thanks for the update :)

^..^Corgidogmama said...

Well........okay then!
Stay in touch whenever the mood strikes, or mama allows!

the booker man said...

glad everythingie is a-okay at your house, dozer! my mama hasn't been such a good secretary lately either. boohoo.
*woof*
the booker man

the casbah kitten said...

We're glad to hear that all is well at your house. We know all too well about having poor help. . . Momma can't even get the dates right on our posts!

Pee Ess -- Doesn't eating all those apples make Cooper gassy? Inquiring minds want to know.....

ocmist said...

We know the feeling! Right now, Grammy is so enamored of that new grandbaby, and everyone is having to work on cleaning out that house in that other town so that it can be sold (The one Papa's auntie had before she passed) so we are being woefully ignored... AGAIN! AND ON OUR BIRTHDAY! People! Can't live with them, can't live without them! :(