What Happened to Us? by Dozer

It has been almost two weeks since Mum has let us post and based on the number of emails from friends and admirers (of me), it would seem some of you have a rather morbid sense of gloom when posting desists. To clear the air, as it were, we would like to confirm that

~ No has died, been hurt or maimed

~ Mum has not lost her job and we are not living out of our car

~ Dad did not forget to come home and he is once again in residence after his trip to Seattle

~ I was not kicked out of Obedience School and I am not in jail

~ Cooper is fine and did not explode from eating all the apples in backyard

~ Our neighbors still like us, we are current on our bills and we do not have any contagious diseases

I think that covers most everything. Mum is going to try and be better about letting me post and apologizes profusely for this total lack of attention to our blog. (Honestly, good secretarial help is so difficult to find these days).

Love, Dozer