Friday, July 16, 2010

We regret to inform our reading public

We regret to inform our readers that Dozer will not be blogging until Sunday at which time there will be thorough review of his behavior to see if he merits the privilege of blogging with his friends again. This morning he attacked his brother Cooper and bloodied Coop's right ear (it will be fine). Dozer also growled at his mother which mandates a mandatory one day lock down without stuffies or amusements.

While the miscreant shows all signs of being remorseful, a committee has been formed to investigate dog obedience classes - with a professional trainer to curb this tendency to attack when Cooper makes a cry of a pain.

The management will not tolerate this type of behavior.

Dozer will not be allowed visitors nor does he have phone privileges so please do not call the house phone. His cell phone has also been turned off and locked away.

9 comments:

A MilShelb Mom said...

uh oh! You were bad? That is not good.
~Milly and Shelby

Pearl said...

DOZER!

Oh, Dozer.

You have really done it this time.

Poor Coop. :(

Take your punishment, Dozer, and really think about what you have done! Ok??

Kelly said...

Oh Dozer, will you ever learn?

The Two Country Poodles & Uncle Puppy said...

Dozer what on earth could your brother have done to make you so mad? And your mom too? Hmmm....This is not good I hope you survive your stuffielessness (hmm...thats a cool mollie made up word!)


Wags and Licks,
Mollie Jo & Bobo

Lois said...

Let us know if your attitude undergoes an adjustment, Dozer....My Pippin has drawn a bit of blood from his older brother Rudy, while also harassing the oldest brother Henry....Both worrisome AND tiresome...most unwelcome !

the casbah kitten said...

Bad Dozer! BAD! BAD!

Neeko said...

Hello Dozer!
My name is Neeko and I just found your blog; it is a very cool one...
Sorry to learn that your "evil twin" got you into trouble :-(
I know the feeling believe me.
When you get out from serving time, visit my blog to read how my parents handle my "evil twin" @ www.neekospaulding.blogspot.com
You take care!

Neeko said...

One more day Dozer, one more day... I know you feel very bad for what you did...
Love to you and sweet Coop,
Neeko :-)

ocmist said...

It's the MOON I tell you!!! The MOON! We have been having some... ummm... Tiffs around here, too. Grammy says we'd better get this pecking order thing figured out pretty soon cause we don't have enough rooms for time outs! Mostly we are having sibling fights, though when Uncle BG tries to separate us, Gimli has turned on HIM, which is not wise! Grandma OC is now "sequestered" in her own area where she is NEVER allowed in the same area as Sadie. We understand that things come up, Dozer, but we get in trouble and are grounded and have timeouts a lot lately to, so we probably should all try to tone down the anger issues... (Oh, and Mom's and Grammy's are REALLY ticked if you do an Ooops and growl at them!) The CC Pups