A crime was committed at our house and Mum decided to call in professionals to solve it. She got on the horn and called the famous Casbah Kits to fine the nefarious perpetrator of the demise of the feather duster.
Mum presented the evidence (see above)
Jane interviewed possible suspects (They were released withouse cause)
"His paw prints match the evidence!" stated Alice
"And his slobber is all over the evidence" the two criminal investigators wrote in their report.
Jane cited previous criminal acts by the defendant - specifically the removal of Mr. Monkey's headBased on the solid detective work and evidence, Dozer has been charged with the murder of the feather duster and will be brought before the court for sentencing. Cooper's Forensic Pick-Up Service has moved the remains to the Coroner's office.
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Call us, we've got the name of a good lawyer who specializes in these cases...
Licks and sniffs,
Zack, Sassy and Buddy
Oh Dozer...you are suppose to wear gloves!!!
Smileys & Snuggles!
Dory, Jacob & Bilbo
We agree that on the evidence you have presented the finger of suspicion points at Dozer.
We believe Dozer has been the victim of a set up however and urge you to re-examine the evidence.
You have to examine the motive for incriminating poor innocent Dozer, look for someone with a grudge.
Dare we even suggest Mr Goat. We reckon Mr Monkey may have had problems thinking this plan through minus his head so best stick with Mr Goat.
We demand a fair trial for Dozer!!!
love and kisses
Martha and Bailey xxx
Well, the report seems fool-proof. but then there is nothing a good lawyer cannot change.do you need any help, Dozer?we would definitely help you find a lawyer who would find the loophole in this incriminating evidence.
best o luck,
bud n gin
The evidence is light - call your attorney at Claw and beat this!
Great photos!
Ha ha ha!!! You guys crack us UP! But really. . . Dozer, that feather duster HAD to be some fun! I mean....it had it coming! . . . yeah, wicked feather duster!!
Seriously dude, Momma's working on a big dog version of our squid monster toy and we're wondering how fast you could chew the tentacles off......
wow, that is some pretty compelling evidence doer. but i think mr monkey may still have his head, just not it's stuffing. have your counsel make a motion to have all prior instances of destruction squashed.
good luck, buddy.
hugs,
puglette
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Dozer! Never return to the scene of the crime! That is asking for trouble!
Uh Oh... Dozer, looks like they caught you red-pawed! Still, there must be a way out... We think you were just checking out the evidence for yourself to HELP those... wait a minute! CATS?! They ARE trying to frame you! They must have come over and done the evil deed, knowing that they could pin it on you!
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