Thursday, March 11, 2010

Oh the Grief, that Shock and the Wonder!

Mum and I were driving over to the Alternative Co-op where we get our organic noms and all of a sudden Mum put her hand over my eyes and screamed, "DON'T LOOK!". So of course I peeked and I saw this

I started crying and howling! They're making smoothies out of one of my bestest friends, Mango Dog! Arooooo! This is terrible and who knows how long it has been going on! Aroooo! If they keep this up there won't be anything left our Relentlessly Huge Mango!
Consider putting this badge on your blog to alert our pawrents not to buy a Mango smoothie.
They may sound nutritous but it only spells disaster!

(Editors Note: The smoothie in question did not cost $375.00 (see above) although a smoothie made out of Relentlessly Huge would be more than worth $375.00, not that the Editor would purchase said smoothie. This is all a hypothetical.)

17 comments:

Tank said...

OMD! I thought Mango was looking smaller. Don't worry, I won't let anyone here buy an RH Smoothie!

Kari in WeHo said...

Oh my. Is there a blender big enough for the Mango?

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

I can't imagine that an RH Smoothie would be all that tasty. Besides, I think I'd prefer him whole, rather than pureed.... I'm just saying...

*kissey face*
-Fiona

Mango said...

THAT IS THE MOST AWFUL THING EVER! I am going to alert my readers tonight! Thanks for the warning!

Slobbers,
Mango

Pearl said...

This is HIGHLY UPSETTING!!!!!

Save Mango!!!!!!!

^..^Corgidogmama said...

Oh dear...how much Mango does it take to make a shake of mango?
Let's hope the demand will be very low~!

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Only The Beastie khould have dreamed up something soooooo skhary!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra & Khousin Merdie

Oskar said...

They would have to get a very large blender!!

I will put the button my my blog!

Dog Foster Mom said...

Oh dear, that is worrisome. At first I thought it meant that Mango was making the smoothies... and that would have been good, because they would have had a celebrity chef (and that would explain how they could charge $375 for each smoothie!) but I guess that's not the case. Good job on the poster to inform people of this most serious issue.

mayziegal said...

Hello! Mango sent me straight over to read about this Most Atrocious thing. And I am very much glad he did! Oh, this is horrible...just horrible. Thank you for letting us know about it. This must be stopped! RH must be saved!

Very Concerned Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

kissa-bull said...

oh my dogness we shall let all our furryends know right away our poor insulated mango man!!
oh sorry, the houston pittie pack here , how do you do?? we saw your warning over at mangos and wanted to come ofurr and say howdy!
wanna be furryends??
pibble sugars
the houston pittie pack

the booker man said...

oh my. mr. mango advised me to come over to read about this epic disaster. how dare they attempt to make mango smoothies! this is most disturbing and can not continue!!
thank you for informing us of this situation!
*woof*
the booker man

Twinkietinydog said...

Hilarious post. I want me some of that smoothie.
Twinkie

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Um...do they have a patent on that smoothie? I have one of the best blenders in bloggieland...I bet I could make it for $350, I'm just sayin'...

Do you think Mango would honestly taste FRUITY? SORTA LIKE A FRUITCAKE??

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah...

Barkies,

The one and only Laciebeastie

Two Country Poodles said...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! How could they be so mean as to make a Mango smoothie? We will place this on our blog in protest to the mango smoothies.


Wags and Licks,
Mollie Jo & Bobo & Bonnie the foster

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Maggie and Mitch said...

We can't imagine stuffing Mango into that evil blender! This is an outrage!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch