Mum and I were driving over to the Alternative Co-op where we get our organic noms and all of a sudden Mum put her hand over my eyes and screamed, "DON'T LOOK!". So of course I peeked and I saw this
I started crying and howling! They're making smoothies out of one of my bestest friends, Mango Dog! Arooooo! This is terrible and who knows how long it has been going on! Aroooo! If they keep this up there won't be anything left our Relentlessly Huge Mango!
Consider putting this badge on your blog to alert our pawrents not to buy a Mango smoothie.
They may sound nutritous but it only spells disaster!
(Editors Note: The smoothie in question did not cost $375.00 (see above) although a smoothie made out of Relentlessly Huge would be more than worth $375.00, not that the Editor would purchase said smoothie. This is all a hypothetical.)