I stole Mum's lunch out of her bag.
It was a piece of pizza wrapped in plastic wrap.
I tried to eat it but Mum chased me around the living room.
She put her hand in my mouth and pulled the pizza out of my throat.
She was yelling.
Something about "NOT THE PLASTIC WRAP!"
Apparently the old bat has an issue with bowel obstructions.
I'm starving and she is worried about my intestines.
Someone please send me fud, I am starving.