Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Bad Dozer, Bad, Bad, Bad


I stole Mum's lunch out of her bag.
It was a piece of pizza wrapped in plastic wrap.
I tried to eat it but Mum chased me around the living room.
She put her hand in my mouth and pulled the pizza out of my throat.
She was yelling.
Something about "NOT THE PLASTIC WRAP!"
Apparently the old bat has an issue with bowel obstructions.
I'm starving and she is worried about my intestines.
Someone please send me fud, I am starving.

9 comments:

Mango said...

Why did she leave your pizza on the counter all wrapped in plastic if she didn't want you to eat it? Most curious.

Slobbers,
Mango

dewdana said...

Moose is so proud! He knows you would have safely cast aside the plastic wrap! We agree with Mango though, your mom really should not wrap your lunch in plastic. I mean, it is really not safe for doggies. ;-)

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Yeah, you would think she would know better, and just leave the plastic off it! (Although I'm curious - is this your 'pre-Christmas confession' so you are all clear for Santa?)

Here's to hoping that lunch in the future is not wrapped in plastic!

*kissey face*
-Fiona

Two Country Poodles said...

Why would your hooman wrap her pizza in plastic...If its not good for the dog it cant be good for the hooman...right?


Wags and Licks,
Mollie Jo & Bobo

Wild Dingo said...

they never understand. Pizza is for EATING!
~wags-n-wiggles~
wild dingo

Ms. ~K said...

Poor Dozer...who could resist pizza?
You do look like you're starving to death, so we ordered you a pizza of your very own...it should be there in 30 minutes or less!
Enjoy,
Zack, Sassy and Buddy

Dory and the Mama said...

Poor Dozer...she took it out of your mouth??

Did she give back the pizza after she took the plastic wrap off???

Smileys!
Dory

The Thundering Herd said...

Did she at least give you the pizza without the plastic?

ocmist said...

Oh, Dozer... You do PITIFUL really well!!! I can understand about the plastic wrap, but she should have shared after taking the wrap off! Especially since you helped her get her exercise for the day! OC