So Mum and I were playing on the bed with Mr. Mallard, who sadly has lost all of his stuffing, and apparently someone ripped the duvet cover. Mum says it must have been me because Mr. Mallard doesn't have the strength to do such a thing. I think not. Let's look at the evidence, shall we?
Here I am with Mr. Mallard. He certainly is flat, is he not?
Oh look! Another handsome portrait of me. I do look rather nice on the duvet don't I?
Nice side shot of me, I think it may be my best side.
Hmm, the tear. Note it is a perfect 90 degree angle. Not something you would expect from a canine, is it? I think the can opener did it and that's my story.
Here I am with Mr. Mallard. He certainly is flat, is he not?
Oh look! Another handsome portrait of me. I do look rather nice on the duvet don't I?
Nice side shot of me, I think it may be my best side.
Hmm, the tear. Note it is a perfect 90 degree angle. Not something you would expect from a canine, is it? I think the can opener did it and that's my story.
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I think that yur Mum is trying to get you to take da blame, butt I bets hers did it. Magic!
Any corgi with a face that cute could not possibly be guilty of such a crime.
You've been framed!
You do look very sweet sittin on the bed!
If you need a legal team we are your service.....well we are soon going off on holiday but after that!!!
love
Martha & Bailey of the Rumpole xxxx
The Jury finds the Defendent Not Guilty Your Honor!!!
Hugs,
Angela
Dozer,
Surely your mom knows that if YOU had torn the duvet it would be a huge, big TEAR and not some little wimpy rat dog kinda tear like that.
We're behind ya buddy.
jane
Hey Dozer,
I think it was elves. Check the drains, that's where they hide.
Hoover BPD
I am most afraid that the "Scarlet Puppynickel" has struck again. He was at Captain and Candy's house and now he is getting you in trouble. Beware Dozer. I know you are innocent.
licks and sniffs, Sasha
NOT YOU! It could have been anybody. Maybe even aliens. You just look so wonderful. You would never do anything wrong.
And so what if you did? It was only because that stuffie was trying to get away from you and hide in the cover.
Slobbers,
Mango
If thats your story, Stick to it!!! You are adorable!
Sounds like a good story! I would stick to that one.
Wags and Licks,
Mollie Jo and Bobo
They just don't make duvets like they used to.... Ummm... It WAS the duck. He was trying to hide from the duck-eating Dozer! BG
PS, That's happened to me too, when playing with my pull rope!
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